Naughty or Nice - Tom Cardy.mp3 - 在线LRC歌词

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[00:03.11] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
[00:05.57] I don't really care so I'm checking it once
[00:08.39] Labor laws and we're short on supplies
[00:10.68] So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
[00:13.36]
[00:13.75] Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
[00:16.06] But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty
[00:19.09] Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
[00:21.28] Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty
[00:24.33] Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
[00:27.03] Pretty ****ing funny but also pretty naughty
[00:29.66] Joanna says thank you, is generally good
[00:31.88] But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic
[00:34.74]
[00:35.11] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
[00:37.37] I'm the big boy, so I decide, baby
[00:40.26] If everybody's on the naughty list
[00:42.57] It means that I don't have to deliver shit
[00:45.49]
[00:46.05] Hey, Santa, do you have a moment?
[00:47.73] Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist ****?
[00:51.95] You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay?
[00:55.76] I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby
[00:58.67] Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist?
[01:01.16] That's not the point
[01:01.85] You've made me seventeen PS5s
[01:03.26] They are very difficult
[01:04.07] For the entire ****ing world so why don't you stay in your lane, Geoffrey?
[01:07.11] Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise-
[01:09.28] Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?
[01:11.23] Come on, mate-
[01:11.75] Whose face is on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey?
[01:13.61] Not getting into this-
[01:14.16] Is it your face, Geoffrey?
[01:15.41] Just listen-
[01:15.67] Have they started a new campaign? Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola
[01:19.66] And have somehow missed your ****ing face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh?
[01:26.86] **** you, Santa
[01:27.63] **** off, Geoffrey
[01:28.14]
[01:28.41] Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
[01:30.25] But he makes his friends call him Felipe, I think that's naughty
[01:33.65] Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
[01:37.02] Here we go, right on my naughty list
[01:38.87] A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
[01:41.24] When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty
[01:44.35] Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes
[01:49.67] All through the year, I've been watching you
[01:51.70] While you're been asleep, while you've been awake
[01:53.63] While you've learnt to bake bread
[01:55.05] I hear you say "I want to be the best me"
[01:57.35] ****ing baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty
[02:00.39] "I'm gonna start rollerskating" then you spend your time inside
[02:03.53] Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty
[02:05.60] Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you
[02:08.10] So next year find something ****ing entertaining to do
[02:10.85]
[02:11.01] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
[02:13.43] I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice, baby
[02:16.46] And if I hear you complaining about me
[02:18.68] I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey
[02:21.73] **** you, Santa
[02:22.60] No, **** you, Geoffrey
[02:23.47]
[02:23.63] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
[02:25.85] I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby
[02:28.87] And what I like is telling every boy and girl
[02:31.22] In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good
[02:34.38] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
[02:36.62] I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby
[02:39.49] If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that
[02:42.29] Santa Claus does not owe you shit

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Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I don't really care so I'm checking it once
Labor laws and we're short on supplies
So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice

Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty
Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty
Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
Pretty ****ing funny but also pretty naughty
Joanna says thank you, is generally good
But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic

Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, so I decide, baby
If everybody's on the naughty list
It means that I don't have to deliver shit

Hey, Santa, do you have a moment?
Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist ****?
You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay?
I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby
Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist?
That's not the point
You've made me seventeen PS5s
They are very difficult
For the entire ****ing world so why don't you stay in your lane, Geoffrey?
Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise-
Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?
Come on, mate-
Whose face is on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey?
Not getting into this-
Is it your face, Geoffrey?
Just listen-
Have they started a new campaign? Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola
And have somehow missed your ****ing face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh?
**** you, Santa
**** off, Geoffrey

Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
But he makes his friends call him Felipe, I think that's naughty
Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
Here we go, right on my naughty list
A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty
Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes
All through the year, I've been watching you
While you're been asleep, while you've been awake
While you've learnt to bake bread
I hear you say "I want to be the best me"
****ing baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty
"I'm gonna start rollerskating" then you spend your time inside
Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty
Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you
So next year find something ****ing entertaining to do

Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice, baby
And if I hear you complaining about me
I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey
**** you, Santa
No, **** you, Geoffrey

Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby
And what I like is telling every boy and girl
In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby
If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that
Santa Claus does not owe you shit

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